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Frankenstein's Mystery Oil--reanimating the dead and terrorizing the living since 1792.
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Are you dragging in the morning? Do you find that you don't have a pulse until your second pot of coffee? Try Frankenstein's Mystery Oil! Frankenstein's Mystery Oil is a unique proprietary blend of coffee and reanimation chemicals that's GUARANTEED to get your ass off the slab and terrorizing the townspeople before you can say "It's alive"! Hell, it'll even eat the rust off a car bumper--so try some today and get the jolt you need to start the morning right. And remember, if you're not hearing the lamentations of the women, you're drinking the wrong coffee.
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